Dear Microsoft,
Your kind of a pervert. I see that you keep checking out Yahoo. But she does'nt want you man. I mean fucking hell, you follow her around, buy her shit everyday just to TRY (keyword "try") to impress her. You show up at her work "just to say hi" and end up bothering her till her shift is done at Burger King.
But im telling you man, Yahoo doesn't want you. In fact, your scaring the piss out of her Microsoft. She thinks your gonna rape her one of these days.
Seriously, back off...your a big fat freak that nobody really likes. Dont make me have this conversation again with you... So, please... Microsoft... Leave Yahoo ALONE!!!
Sincerly,
Google
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