Bad Mafu Bad

SHEBOYGAN

Only in a place called SHEBOYGAN could something like this happen.

Domestic Abuse and Waffles

My Secretary is Useless as Always

My latest secretary is slightly more useless than her predecessors

Unable to keep a logical filing system, and constantly dropping papers all over the floor.

Not to mention all the pencils she drops

Does she really need to lean over my desk when she talks to me too?

I mean really, there is only so much cleavage a man can take

Wait...scratch that last part

ha

Quote of the Day...Possibly the Year

"I think I'm the devil. I have a mindset as a devil but I mean I'm a good guy trying to make the world a better place."

Click the Link to see the Fuctard that said the most idiotic statement of the year...

And yes, i know its not even May yet...

Amy Winehouse

Miss Winehouse...

You used to be kinda cool with your catchy lil tune.

But, i think the common consensus amongst the living is that you need to
GO TO REHAB...NOW...IF NOT SOONER

Otherwise, your just a crackwhore

Breaking In A Computer

There is a certain sense of accomplishment when one starts to use a tool extensively. It slowly but surely becomes an extension of your body.

This is especially true for those of you (like me) who use a computer day in and day out.

I have been slowly but surely making minute adjustments to my work PC since I got it. Naturally installing all the necessary software and setting the Monitors up just so. Over time, you create a basic file structure, and you install a few more apps, change the wallpaper, and reorganize yourself so you can be as efficient as possible (i also set myself up so i can dick around as much as possible without getting caught...hahahaha...but who doesnt do that?).

Breaking in a computer is a beautiful thing. Im obsessed with it now. Slowly noticing that your setup is being tweaked a tad from week to week. Watching it "grow"...Its a beautiful thing for any nerd/geek/dork out there.

Now hopefully I can save up for a new Mac for personal use and do the same thing all over again...oh the joy that would bring.

HA HA HA

Ambient

I am slowly slipping into some sort of ambient/new age/experimental music listening phase...

the Fuck Buttons, Sigur Ros & Freescha are on heavy repeat in the itunes...

almost considering going to see Caribou & the Fuck Buttons tonight at the El Ray...

This could get interesting...

Here is a lil Sigur Ros Vid for You the Reader

Cool Lil App

This is a Windows XP Tweak that I just found

As much as I loath having to use windows for work...

This Should Make Things Alot Easier

Taskbar Shuffle 2.5

Bad Dog

A Good Maid

Now this is what i Call proper cleaning attire

HA

Just So All My Friends Know...

As much as i bitch and moan about life...

i made the realization that i really do like my life...

its pretty damn good ya know...

probably better than most...

Booyeah...

now...

who wants to get drunk?

ha

Doctors Orders

This One Is Really Weird

President Bush ACTUALLY decided to DO SOMETHING GOOD for once!!!!

Fucking finally the village idiot has a decent thought.

Now, how about getting out of Iraq?

Nevermind...

This is my NEW girlfriend...

What geek wouldn't love this broads lingerie selection?

Hahahahahaha

My New Girlfriend

This is my new girlfriend, her name is Alison...

She is great...She knows exactly how to treat a man.

When I get home from work, she has my Whiskey & Coke ready for me. Followed by her very own brand of "stress relief" & then I get a hot meal.

She doesn't talk back, unless I'm being a total fucking idiot.

She knows to not bother me when I'm working on my side projects...unless its for my benefit of course ;)

And not to mention...she has a great pair of knockers.

What more could a man ask for???

And God Said

Let Me Get in Your Pants....And yours...And Yours, and YOURS TOO

Quote Of The Day

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

-Groucho Marx

A lil Chat with Microsoft

Dear Microsoft,

Your kind of a pervert. I see that you keep checking out Yahoo. But she does'nt want you man. I mean fucking hell, you follow her around, buy her shit everyday just to TRY (keyword "try") to impress her. You show up at her work "just to say hi" and end up bothering her till her shift is done at Burger King.

But im telling you man, Yahoo doesn't want you. In fact, your scaring the piss out of her Microsoft. She thinks your gonna rape her one of these days.

Seriously, back off...your a big fat freak that nobody really likes. Dont make me have this conversation again with you... So, please... Microsoft... Leave Yahoo ALONE!!!

Sincerly,

Google

5 Things You can NEVER Complain About Doing at Work

1. Taking a Shit

2. Smoke Breaks

3. Software Testing

4. Having 2 Monitors

5. Driving your Boss to the Airport

Ya...

that list is kinda boring...

but what the hell, as miserable as my job is...

it has its perks

Weapon of Choice

Hedgehog....

-author shakes head in amazement at the stupidity of most humans-

Insomnia...

Flat out, insomnia sucks...

i tried that "no sleep" policy that I spoke about 2 posts back. But i went full bore with it. No sleep, at all

I do not recommend it...

I finally nodded off last night, probably about 20 minutes before I had to head into work.

Sweet!!!! ya, its fucking great...it's like driving into work while still drunk from the night before, but you didn't spend all that money on booze!!! (but then again, you didn't get drunk either)

My advice, a slightly NORMAL sleep schedule

oh wait...am i talking to myself?

Anal Rape

I would not want to be this guy

Sleep

I have been sleeping alot lately. For what reason, I really dont know.

I always had a policy of "I'll sleep when im dead" when I was younger, and that policy still manages to come to play quite often these days when I'm up to no good.

So what the fuck does that mean for me? Am I slowly dying inside? Am I just plain dying?

Both are quite possible.

I smoke and drink quite heavily, and i'm only 24 years old. Oh well, perhaps my heart attack will come pretty damn soon. I wouldn't really mind, I know for sure that I would have a decent amount of hot girls gathered around my grave site. So i know my soul wouldnt be all that bummed to see a few dozen hot girls all weepy like. (there would probably be a cat fight at some point...but i might be throwing in some wishful thinking there hahahahahahaha)

But what if it's not my body thats dying, what if it's the chaotic haphazard being that all my friends know? That would simply suck. Perhaps this all part of "growing up"...fuck that shit. Im not into adhering to societal norms. I will not grow up, I will not sleep.