Friday, March 14, 2008

Blogging for Big Brother

This blogging thing can get pretty damn boring and tedious at times...

You have to ask yourself. "what the fuck should I write about" vs "im just gonna post this random shit"

Then you have to wonder if anybody is gonna read this horseshit.

The answer is indefinitely "nobody that really gives two shits"

Then...naturally, you start to think..."oh fuck, is the government reading this???"

"are they secretly plotting my demise and logging this into their devious plan to ruin ME!!!"

The Fucking Swine would do that...all concerned over domestic terrorism. Blah blah blah TERRRORISM...TERRORISM...TERRORISM...

THE NATION IS ON RED ALERT

NO WE ARE NOT AN ORWELLIAN LIKE FORCE BENT ON TAMING AND CONFINING ALL ITS CITIZENS

WE THE UNITED STATES LOVES YOU...

as long as you do exactly what we say...

and if that includes giving up all your constitutional rights so that we can torture a few "terrorists"...then so be it...

and make sure to smile

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