10 Reasons I wish I were Jewish
1. I would have one more reason to feel like an outsider to the world
2. I would automatically be shuffled into the film industry just by attending the right temple
3. I could justify a diet change simply due to religion, instead of how i hate all the chemicals that are being pumped into animals these days.
4. I could rock the "star of david" and not feel like a total guido on the inside
5. More religious holidays...even if they are a tad weak.
6. I could get out of going somewhere just by saying "you dumbass...its the Sabbath...i cant drive!!!"
7. That Minora thing...ya...way better than a Christmas Tree
8. I would have an excuse for wearing a hat constantly.
9. Who wouldnt want to be one of "God's Chosen People"
10. And yes...Jewish girls are hot
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