Everybody Needs to Get into this Kinda Shit

Egging A Hummer

Skateboarding Nostalgia

Dandi Wind 2010

Worst Computer Product of 07

After trying out Windows Vista several times for work purposes.

Finding it relatively awkward and un-intuitive in nature.

Let alone all the Security risks associated with the product.

And not even mentioning the pure hype that revolved around it's perpetually delayed release.

I grant Windows Vista with my "Worst Computer Product of 08" Seal of Disapproval.

Bitch You Fine

This is definitely one of the hottest girls that i know...too bad she is French. Something about that nationality is just a big turn off.

Hahahahahahahaha

Israeli Girls part 2

For Fucks Sake Man...

I gotta move

Weird Christmas

My families Christmas started out like any other Christmas.

All the gift giving and usual bullshit was going smoothly.

When it was all done, and the family was ready to disperse...my dad called us all back in and told us that he had RETIRED.

i am still not believing this shit.

Anybody who knows me, and who might have met my dad knows that he is a workaholic.

I am waiting for him to have a heart attack...

I swear the man wont be able to have a life without work.

But then again...none of you do...im simply yelling at a wall as usual.

Merry Christmas ...and all that bullshit...

Ill take this under my tree...

Israeli Girls

Good Grief...after a brief stroll through this great internet of ours...

I've decided that I need an Israeli Girlfriend

Who wouldn't with these ladies as examples???








The ladies of the Holy Land really are God's Chosen people

hahahahaha

What I think about on Friday Morning

Ya, thats right. Internet Explorer Sucks. Pretty Bad...

If you need reasons, your probably just an ignorant schmuck who likes being spoonfed your thought processes by Bill Gates.

Or your just to lazy to try and think for yourself and try other products...

But here, ill list off a few reasons for you

1. Awkward User interface
2. Not very customizable (due to lack of open source programming)
3. Spam ???....Pop Ups ??? Ya...you'll get alot of that in IE...not in Firefox though...

I think thats enough for now...I've made a few of those Microsoft programmers get their tighty whities in a bunch.

HA

Wishful Thinking

This is the sort of scene I plan on coming home to every day after Im 25.

If only that "mind over matter" crap really worked....

hahahahahahaha

Christmas Spirit

I apologize to my imaginary readers for my lack of content...

But if you must know why I am lagging so hard on this blog...

Just think about your parents telling you for the first time that Santa Claus is a total fucking fraud...

Here is another music video for you to shake your head at

If I Only Was a Jew - aka Happy Hanukkah

10 Reasons I wish I were Jewish

1. I would have one more reason to feel like an outsider to the world

2. I would automatically be shuffled into the film industry just by attending the right temple

3. I could justify a diet change simply due to religion, instead of how i hate all the chemicals that are being pumped into animals these days.

4. I could rock the "star of david" and not feel like a total guido on the inside

5. More religious holidays...even if they are a tad weak.

6. I could get out of going somewhere just by saying "you dumbass...its the Sabbath...i cant drive!!!"

7. That Minora thing...ya...way better than a Christmas Tree

8. I would have an excuse for wearing a hat constantly.

9. Who wouldnt want to be one of "God's Chosen People"

10. And yes...Jewish girls are hot

Junkyard

That is probably cooler than any of the radio filth that the majority of you peons partake in.