Monday, October 1, 2007

Riding Bikes is a Crime

Hey...do you know you need a license to ride a bike?

Oh, whats even better...you'll get a ticket if you dont have one!!!!

ya...thats true...

ooooohhhhhh, and i forgot the best part...

if some dumbass thug kids are chasing you down while your riding your bike, and you ride in front of a bus (which happens to be about 20 feet away and barely moving)...You will get a ticket for doing so???

Ya, you will get the ticket...and while Johnny Law is righting you the ticket...those thugs will be about 50 feet down the road...doing pelvic thrusts at you and flipping you off...

ya...its a wonderful world we live in...justice is served up like a steaming pile of shit every day...

Thanks Officer Douglas of the Long Beach Police Department...you do some quality police work

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