Your Mother Hates You

With a total lack of things to say right now...

I give you another one of my workplace time wasting projects

Southern California is Burning...

SoCal (my area of residence) is burning...

and I dont give a shit

this place needed to get cleaned up anyway

Nothing is better than hearing Tom Cruise and John Travolta whine and moan about the possibility of losing their homes...

Or let alone them trying to fathom and then speak on, what its like for the financially challenged to lose everything

Scientologist's sure do know how to be douche bags

Thanks Gloria Steinem...you bitch

the common consensus is that the sexes are switching sociolgical rolls

im going to blame (in no particular order)

Fat people

abercrombie & fitch

the television shows : sex & the city, ellen & oprah

Oprah Winfrey

Jack Johnson

the feminist movement

political correctness (which is the bastard son of the feminist movement)

and Paul Frank

Top Ten Things To Do While Bored At Work

(In company usefulness order)

1. Organize Files

2. Review Emails

3. Stare Blankly at Screen

4. Review Personal Emails

5. Write a Blog about Work

6. Myspace

7. Photoshop your bosses head onto a troll's body

8. View websites involving scantily clad women

9. Fall asleep with your eyes open

10. Photoshop your bosses head onto a scantily clad woman

The Government Hates You...Ron Paul Loves You

Hey Ron Paul

Thanks for Stating the Obvious

Your the only one that makes sense in this joke of a political system

Riding Bikes is a Crime

Hey...do you know you need a license to ride a bike?

Oh, whats even better...you'll get a ticket if you dont have one!!!!

ya...thats true...

ooooohhhhhh, and i forgot the best part...

if some dumbass thug kids are chasing you down while your riding your bike, and you ride in front of a bus (which happens to be about 20 feet away and barely moving)...You will get a ticket for doing so???

Ya, you will get the ticket...and while Johnny Law is righting you the ticket...those thugs will be about 50 feet down the road...doing pelvic thrusts at you and flipping you off...

ya...its a wonderful world we live in...justice is served up like a steaming pile of shit every day...

Thanks Officer Douglas of the Long Beach Police Department...you do some quality police work