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The Mercy Seat

Another Nick Cave video for your enjoyment

Thought for the Day

I like taking pretty girls on long walks off short piers.

Really Simple

Please, this is really simple...

DONT VOTE FOR MCCAIN

LA PEQUENA SARAH PALIN

MOTHER FUCKING HILARIOUS SHIT

Mugshot P2

Self Explanatory

The Unborn : Trailer

This is from the same dude that wrote the Dark Knight...it therefore shouldnt be less that a B

Im intrigued

Safari for Windows

Mac...I must apologize.

I cheat on you a lil bit with Firefox...I only do it when surfing the web.

I know this is hard for you to hear, but really, in the internet world...your just not quite there yet. Sure your sleek and fast and easy to use. But I just cant customize your interface to my EXACT needs...I really am sorry.

Do you need a tissue?

I'm just not into your Safari Browser...on either interface

Please understand...Firefox is just better for me...It suits my needs...I'll leave now...you go ahead and cry all you need.

Talking To Myself

So i am starting to get the idea that nobody REALLY reads this blog.

Perhaps my friends glance at it, or maybe the occasional completely bored out of their mind web surfer stumbles up on this chunk of cyber space and gives it a once over and subsequently moves on.

Let me assure you, there is a method to my madness, and also I never claim to be a writer...perhaps i jot down a few ideas for art projects of some sort...but never...ever have i claimed that "ooooh i could write like that".

I was never good at being compelling via long scripted monologues, all of those people that know me in the real world...know that I am a tad more "off the cuff"....to put it lightly.

Now, let me tell you what this blog is about.

Simply put...its about my brain. Of all the stimulus that I process throughout the day...that which I think "oooooh someone else might want to see this"...if I have time...I post it. Or there is the other way...which essentially comes down to "I am bored as fuck at the moment, and I have some shit on my mind...and either Ill address it in the blog or ill just write down some nonsense and vent my frustrations that way" (which is an example of what is going on right now in this post...)

So, for the 18 or so of you who have at one point read this blog and no longer do so, due to the fact that you thought "what the fuck is this guy rambling about...there is no point to this thing!!!"

I wholeheartedly agree with you...but yes...there is a point...whatever brain fart I am having at a given time...I'm gonna fucking post it...and if you dont like it...you dont have to read it. Arent "blogs" supposed to be a journal of sorts? Well fucking hell...thats what Im gonna do...even if I am talking to myself.

Alicia Witt

Alicia Witt is pretty damn hot...

but i think her best acting work was in Dune

Might wanna step it up girl, cant be claiming your the younger sister of the Kwisatz Haderach forever now

The Watchmen Trailer

i have to wait till march to see this??? FUCKING HELL...looks almost as good as the Dark Knight...so it damn well better be worth it...

America is going to Hell

This is America's new flag design...supposedly its going to be unveiled when Palin takes the presidency.

She thinks its cute and will look good on her SUV.

Oh, and good job with the economy Mr. Bush...our capitalistic system is getting its ass handed to us by THE COMMUNISTS!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...perhaps we should rethink being self righteous douchebags and get down to business...oh wait...Americans dont care...they just wanna know about George Clooney growing a mustache.

America is going to hell

Amazon.com's "Video On Demand"

Due to the shitty selection of movies on iTunes and the credit card verification constantly being down...I recently decided to try out Amazon.com's "Video on Demand" feature

And I must say, for a Mac user such as myself, you really really suck.

Why only the streaming option? No download capability? Are you in a hissy fit against iTunes???

Thats kind of pathetic if you ask me. I will not be purchasing another movie from you...

NETFLIX here i come!!!

Best Mugshot EVER

I had no idea that the Grill and the Mullet could be worn simultaneously...

I swore it was not humanly possible...and yet, this man is obviously one step up on the evolutionary ladder.