Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Riley Hawk



Im not much of a Tony Hawk fan at all...but his kid Riley sure is a lil machine...

Rise of the 2nd Generation Pro's

Paul Newman



So I am a little late to hear the news, but I just found out Paul Newman recently passed on.

Sorry to see ya go...

and I sure know that my friend Rae certainly mourned your loss

Shit, i wonder how many hot girls mourned your loss...

Damn...you celebrities get all the perks, even in death you have girls swooning for you.

Monday, September 29, 2008

You Know...


You know you hvae a "keeper" when your girl sends you these kinda photos just to "catch you off guard" while your at work...

Mission accomplished lil lady

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Be Nice


People...could you PLEASE be considerate of your friendly neighborhood cyclist's???

This is my buddy Derek, and an extremely inconsiderate driver (aka a fucking asshole), decided to crowd him and essentially forced him into a parked car.

The photo above is the result of that individuals actions.

We will be seeing alot more cyclist's each and every day as gas prices go through the roof and the economy continues to go down the toilet.

Today you might be the asshole driver that causes these sorts of actions, but in 6 months this could be you.

Consider your karma

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Spell Check


This photo was taken at a nice lil hole-in-the-wall burrito joint near my house...

"Reefeels" are 50 cents...but spell check is free

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Bad Month for Skateboarding

So this month has been a pretty big bummer for the skateboarding community. Earlier this month, Krooked rider Van Wastell passed on...

And today lil ripper Johnny Ramano, lost his battle with cancer

Have a good ride guys





Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Insomnia: Great Timing

So i managed to find out about the wonders of online streaming movies tonight

At about oh 9 PM...and now 5 hours later...im completely sucked in and wide awake.

Fuck my Hollywood Video Card...most movies are total shit anyway...and now i can watch shitty movies WITH the shitty quality...hahahhahahaha

oh ya, and i wont get any amount of decent sleep what-so-ever

as usual, i have perfect timing

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Hard Times

Perhaps you may have noticed, there is an economic crisis going on. Irresponsible idiots are losing their homes, slackers are moving back into their parents basements and the old jocks and party animals (high school hero's turned life failures) are getting thrown out onto the streets.

If your like me, you have a college degree and a decent job. But now your looking at your bank account and wondering "what the fuck...i used to have money to burn". Its true, i used to go out every night of the week and still have a decent sized bank account. But now, to maintain that bank account I have been forced to be a bit more selective with what i do.

You could lock yourself in your room, eat only ramen and beans and ditch out on all your hobbies. But who the fuck wants to do that??? I certainly wouldn't, i actually value my lifestyle.

So now, what do you do to maintain your lifestyle but keep a bit of that hard earned cash in your pocket?

1. Skip out on doing those things that you don't exactly want to do but are being nagged by a few friends to do. You should have more than 1 set of friends, so ditch out on the weak shit and go for something a little bit more your style.

2. Never pay for peoples drinks unless they are your friends. If you buy a stranger a drink, they more than likely will not buy you one in return. Yes boys, this includes hot girls...let the suckers do that.

3. Be practical. Ride your bike to places that are close by, dont eat out every night and please dont think your $300 jeans are a necessity.

All in all, it comes down to being practical. America, in it's infinite capitalistic/corporate mentality has drained this from it's society over the years. Now, perhaps we can stitch up our shirts instead of heading over to the mall to buy 5 replacements (along with 2 or 3 other items that we "convince" ourselves that we need).

Wise up people, keep your pockets fat...stop watching TV, go read a book...dont go to Taco Bell for 2 out of 3 meals, cook yourself dinner...and only buy your friends booze (and your girlfriend...when she needs one).

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sarah Palin




Not like I was going to vote for the Republicans anyway. But now that Sarah Palin is insinuating a threat of war with Russia. Amongst all the other measures that she supported: offshore drilling, seceding Alaska from the Union, the "Bridge to Nowhere". This woman has no idea what she is doing...she can't even raise her own family properly.

(She will also likely be the President if voted in due to McCain's age...probably dead from a heart attack or stroke 2 years into office...that is if we don't go to war as soon as he takes office)

Anyone would have to be an inbred idiot to vote for the Republicans.

Please America, if you value any sort of peace in your lives, do not vote for this lunatic.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Return of the Fanny Pack



Have you all gone INSANE!!!!

High End Fashion Snots are bringing the Fanny Pack back into our lives and are renaming it a "waist pack".

We got rid of these a while ago people...and with good reason.

Is society starting to crumble?

Is the effects of excessive television and George Bush finally taking a few steps into the realm of fashion???

OOOOH THE HUMANITY


Thursday, September 4, 2008

Google Chrome




Google will now officially begin a full scale invasion of the world.

And nobody will really complain about it...