Women Need To Be

Women need to start being a little less of the heinous cunt sort, and a tad more like this....



Elegant, subtle and gentle.

Thanks Sarah

Skateboarding Helps

For the better part of my life, I have been skateboarding.

I do this so much that it is practically a lifestyle.

The world may look down upon my kind in general, but these people base their opinions on the stereotypes.

For me, skateboarding has been a life saver...keeping my sanity intact when im stressed. helping me forget that i am a lonely fucker when i am without a lady in my life. Not to mention, keeping me as a skinny lil bastard for years on end.

But there are some fringe benefits that I have recently started to find utterly amusing.

1. keeps me showering on a semi-regular basis
2. keeps me from smoking 3 packs a day
3. inspires my artistic side
4. clears my head for when i need to focus on something (sort of like ritalin)
5. gives me an excuse to get away from everybody

Just wanted to share that with you mr. blog

I know that you dont even like my useless ramblings

Wasting Time, Wasting Words

Probably the easiest way to waste time is using google search. I do it for hours at a time sometimes while i cant figure out anything to do. (Which happens quite a bit while I am at work)

Wikipedia is probably the main time waster for me...Ill hit the google search about something I think might be interesting, and usually wikipedia is the first site that pops up...and BAM...20 minutes later...im searching again hahahahaha

and on another note...thanksgiving...and the holiday season in general is gonna suck...

i hate being lonely...

oh wait, that is why i blog

Well Shit

Well Shit...I havent posted in quite some time it seems...but hey. That doesnt really matter. I dont think I have more than one or 2 regular readers to this fucking piece of shit blog hahahahahahahaha.

But either way, life has been hectic. Filming weddings, breaking ribs, getting sick, losing sleep over nothing, get my job title switched around on me...thats what I have been up to. Its nothing to spectacular...all in a days work really. hahahahahahaha

More of the usual horseshit is coming soon...

I just feel that neglecting my blog for longer than 2 weeks should be punishable by a dozen lashes...

Punch Me in the Head

10 Reasons to punch myself in the head right now

1.Im sick, and I also gave this fucking cold to my roommate (wait...thats more of a reason for him to punch me in the head)

2. I havent had an art show in 4 years...

3. I havent painted in a year...

4. I always want what I cant have

5. Never remembering the "quit when your ahead" rule, when gambling

6. Not sleeping enough

7. For actually making depressing lists like this

8. Not having the job I want right now

9. For always barely missing the mark

10. For falling off the "no red meat" wagon