My Life as a Wedding Video Editor

There isn’t much to the life of a wedding video editor. We sit at a computer and review footage of what others have done. We make their day of dreams look as pretty as possible. There isn’t much to it at all, just cut out the bullshit and fluff up the pillows.

We know that for the most part, they will hardly watch it at all. We don’t really expect them to either. In all actuality its just a silver lining to their one special day. Just another ego boost for the bride who has dreamed of that day since she was a child, and this truly is her one day to say “me me me…its all about ME!!!”, and she will get it.

It’s rather sad that someone would ever want to be this selfish. Women as a species constantly portray their selfish desires in everyday life, but the wedding really is the giant orgasm of selfishness.

The bride wears a heavily adorned white dress and stands on stage all day; she is the focus of all the attention. This attention is what she craves everyday but perhaps she isn’t afforded it as much as she would like. This is why she needs the man, to shower her with as much attention as she desires, and when his attention is no longer to her liking, she will divorce him…taking half of all that he is worth upon getting sick of his presence. Only then to repeat the process once again, more likely than not.

Women as a species crave attention and change. This is their downfall, for in this mentality they will never be satisfied. Their brains are emotionally (as opposed to logically) aligned, that is a simple matter of biological science. They typically cannot put their emotions into words, thus signifying that they cannot pinpoint what exactly is wrong/right, only some abstract lump of emotion that wells up in their gut. Logically speaking, an object that cannot be described or is beyond words, is generally regarded as superfluous, and is to be disregarded due to its inability to be comprehended (atheists often take a similar approach when stating their belief in the lack of proof in God).

So why then must women base their entire lives off of something that they are unable to explain? Are they unable to realize that something indescribable IS NOT something to make decisions off of?

This is something that i doubt even women can explain.