Diora Baird | Part 2

More Diora Baird....

by popular demand...
even though i know my lady will get all pouty on me for it

Odette Yustman

Miss Yustman...I have nothing bad to say about you.

Your not an idiot bimbo running around, slutting it up or smoking crack w/your mafia affiliated boyfriend.

So, that being said...your fucking hot and im gonna check you out the entire time i watch The Unborn tonight...

Thank you for existing...

You & my lady friend have given me hope that women can be sane

Pabst Blue Ribbon

I <3 the 80's

2008 in Review

So this year has been pretty shitty for most people in america... stock market crash, the job market imploding, housing market crash, credit crisis, a crazy bitch trying to run our country, not getting out of iRaq

but at least we are getting a new president...the dark knight really killed it in the theaters...this years coachella lineup was pretty fucking good too...and at least i kept my job (sorry suckers)

we as americans need to learn to take the good with the bad...life always cant be fluffy pillows & wicked orgies, our collective ego's are out of control. hopefully this financial depression will give us a decent kick in the ass...screwing our heads back on straight.

but ill stop rambling on and on about how i think my fellow citizens are narcissistic juvenile fucktards . I've gotten a lil lazy this year...slowed down on learning my graphic design work (but doing alot of the same stuff...just different images), all but stopped painting & began watching way too much online tv (damn you hulu.com)

Im definitely not one of you idiots who makes "new years resolutions"...the only result possible for any new years resolution...is that they WILL BE BROKEN...fundamentally pointless. But in this new year, there is a sense of hope...no more George W. & the Watchmen movie is coming out.

I am gonna skate more...not lock myself in my cage like i have been...unless im gonna be productive...and i will get a better job

i fucking swear i will...starting tomorrow...i'll probably just keep saying that

FUCK

Wannabe Bike Messengers

HAHAHA...Im glad i dont fall into this category...

Court...Jeremy...You 2 are pushing it

Mac Vs. PC : The Transformer Version

Sexy People

Sexy People

For those of you that dont know...
This blog is M-FFFing hilarious...makes any bad day seem fucking wonderful

Simply for the fact that "oh, at least we made it out of the 80's & early 90's....NOT looking like these tards.

HA

Nick Cave: Red Right Hand

Diora Baird

Just to make my ladyfriend pout a lil...

hehehehehehe

So What???

So who really reads this blog???

I can tell that i have a slight steady stream of readers...

But my question to you guys is...what do you like seeing?

The pin-ups? The random posts about nothing in particular? The long rants about my life?

I cant really figure it out...so i just THROW IT ALL IN THERE...hahahahahaha

I would like to improve this blog as much as i can so i can actually get a few more steady readers...so please, do tell me...what do you like??? what dont you like??? should i just shut this fucking blog down and stay away from ranting and raving via the internet??? (im much better at that in person anyway)

So ya...id appreciate the comments

Home Security System

Now this is the kinda home security system that i want.

Just make sure you dont leave your socks on the floor...

She might flip things around on you

Ed Wood: The music video

Watchmen Trailer #2

Good Nurse

What insurance policy do i need to get this kinda bedside manner?

Pin-ups & Photoshop

START LEARNING PHOTOSHOP ALREADY!!!

MY WAY...THE EASY WAY

Pretty Girls in Skimpy Outfits & A Simple Tutorial

Couldn't be more painless

Girl on the Bus

Darlin, i realize that you might have had one of those "long nights" with that dude that you met at the office party.

But please remember to at least bring a different pair of panties with you when you even think there is a remote possibility that the ones your currently wearing will get all stretched out.

Im just lookin out for you here girl...

I aint complainin though

Election Day

If you voted for the Republicans

Just realize what your getting

Etnies: Sheckler 3

This is the new "Pro Model" for Ryan Sheckler... and um...
-clears throat-.....
-tries to hide massive grin-
It's his 3rd shoe from Etnies....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????

All those mallrats and bro-sef's are gonna love this shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a fucking joke

Kids

Kids Draw the Cutest Things

How To: SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF WOMEN

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